Jesus: connecting to me? You already know you are supposed to connect to the Sirian whales today.
Me: I can do both, come join me when I do
Me: So hey man where you been? What you been up to?
Jesus: I am always here with you.
Me: Ohhh, so you saw me almost hurt my hip chasing my cat around the apartment.
Jesus: yes.
Me: damn it
Jesus: Life is a mystery school that one graduates when they look within and realize they are already all that is, has been, and will be.
Me: we should start a fortune cookie business together
Jesus: haha I love you brother
Me: I love you too
